Revision as of 18:14, 21 October 2006

Mrs. Gregson teaches maths at BRGS and is a Head of Year. Her favoured snack is the banana, her favorite colour is green and her favoured letter is 's'. Her tone of her voice never changes, only the length of words. Amazingly, she was actually seen smiling once; however, this has become legend.

Reputed to be the devil incarnate by many people. Either that or a succubus...or incubus, both apply. Several students have felt the temperature of the room drop when she enters...

Quotes

"Its not homework tonight but feel free to do some more questions"

"whats your name?" "Jordan,miss" "John?" "Jordan!miss" "george?" "Jordan!" "Jim?" "JORDAN!!! (repeated every lesson)

"I am only giving you extra homework because I don't want you hanging around on street corners getting yourself an ABSO (she meant ASBO)

"Once is funny, twice is silly, three times is detention"

"xssssssssssssssssssss" (she always adds s's to the end of what she's saying to try and hide her slow mental arithmatic!!!)

"Alex, Aaalex, Aaaaaaalex, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalex, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllleeeex....Dominic, is he sleeping again?"

"slapdash. thats my new favourite word. slapdash. "

"I like potatoes too, mash potatoes are my favourite"

"Oh and once we've finished this topic we're back onto simultaneous equations, they're my favourite part of Maths!"

"And if you're good this lesson we'll do a team game next lesson."

"Oh I'll pick those scissors up for you peter, i mean adam, i mean arthur, we wouldnt want you getting hurt now would we!"

"OK i will now collect your homework marks. Arshad (Arshad Ahad speaks) 80% (Mrs Gregson) Not bad. Adam? (Adam Cook speaks) 75% (Mrs gregson) VERY GOOD!"

"Why didn't you hand your homework in? You did? When? Break-time!?! I'd already marked them by then! Well when I said 'anytime on Friday' I meant Friday before registration"

"What mark did you get?" ("98% Miss") "Acceptable"

"Now if you work well this lesson then i'll give you each a sudaku" (meaning sudoku)