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Even he admits that the subject is a waste of time...
 
Even he admits that the subject is a waste of time...
  
''Other Person who edits things'': I Totally agree
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He looks like he uses Lipliner, though when asks hurridly denies this.
 
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<br><br>He looks like he uses Lipliner, though when asks hurridly denies this.
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*Wilkinson: (Whilst showing the difference with the symbol for density and momentum) The gay P and the normal P.
 
*Wilkinson: (Whilst showing the difference with the symbol for density and momentum) The gay P and the normal P.
  
<br><br>*Student:Sir, are you going to the Disco tonight?
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<br>Wilkinson:Yeah, I got the mooooovvees
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*Student:Sir, are you going to the Disco tonight?
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**Wilkinson:Yeah, I got the mooooovvees

Revision as of 20:56, 8 December 2006

An overly jolly person, it would appear that Mr. Wilkinson is unable to pull off other facial expressions than those of sheer joy - For unknown reasons.

Well known for setting random questions at the end of tests, such as "Now that you have finished, draw a picture of a badger"

General Studies

Even he admits that the subject is a waste of time...

He looks like he uses Lipliner, though when asks hurridly denies this.

Quotes

  • Student:"Sir, isn't Shaun fat?"
    • Wilkinson: "Yep, he's a right porker that one" *prods belly*


  • "Can anyone tell me the mass of a llama?"


  • "Put your name on that badboy"


  • Student: "Sir what have you invented?"
    • Sir: "What have I invented? My inventions are fantastic! The MP3 player - that was me, Gravity - one of mine, jam - that was me too."

Ok...what kind of warped mind is teaching us here?


  • Sir: "Just give the rod a good rub and it should..." *rod doesn't do whatever it is supposed to do* "Oh... well ermm..."
    • Student: "Sir, I don't think your rod works"
      • Sir: "Steady on! Let's not start that rumour!"


  • Student: Sir, do you wear Lipliner?
    • Wilkinson[rapidly, going red]: No, whats Lipliner?


  • Calum: "Sir, we did this in chemistry yesterday..."
    • Wilkinson: "Who's your chemistry teacher?"
      • Calum: "Mr Ashton"
        • Wilkinson: "Is he the one who looks like the BFG?"


  • Wilkinson: (Whilst showing the difference with the symbol for density and momentum) The gay P and the normal P.


  • Student:Sir, are you going to the Disco tonight?
    • Wilkinson:Yeah, I got the mooooovvees