Revision as of 17:05, 9 October 2006

• The poor ex-Physics teacher, most noted for talking about "cuwent" and letting Miss Bowden's Chemistry sets out early, apparently..

• There was soooo something going on with Miss Colenutt.

• Also known as Gormerod.

Quotes

• Grand Ohm: "Watts the unit of power? Possibly the best physics joke around!"

Aimie Rye: "What? I've never heard that!?" Grand Ohm: "Are you JOKING.... we say it EVERY WEEK!!" (Sighs exasperatedly and flings his arms into the air)

• "QUIET. That means now."

• "Right class, we're going to do an experiment to do with velocity..." (leaves the room... class frown and follow him out curiously.... find him stood on the other end of the balcony furiously lassooing a sixty foot piece of rope...)

• Balloon Experiment: Ohm proceeds to rub two red balloons against his breasts whilst class is working on something completely different. Claims it is to find out about 'static'.

• Magic Orb Experiment: The Grand Ohm seems to have magical powers - he passes an electrically charged rod over a magic orb.. streaks of mini-lightning erupt between the rod and the orb's surface as the class gasp in shock and amazement. Ohm, smiling wizardly: "You like that, yeh?"

• Student: "Sir, when do we have you next?"

Ohm: "I'll just check.." Pulls out his planner.. a decaying black leather-bound book, probably furnished with human skin, covered in blobs of sinister looking ink.. Student: "Is that TOM RIDDLE'S Diary?"

• "Spinning paper.. spinning paper... spinning paper" (Stacey loves how he pronounces his 'P's)

• (To Amy): "When you have FINALLY stopped talking about make-up and hair and boys..."

Amy: "Sir thats WELL sexist!" Ohm: "WHAT did you say?!?"