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The Friendlier Headmaster

Smooth Transition in BRGS Regime Change

On his arrival at the school, the current serving headmaster has made a large impression on the everyday life of the school. Eliminating fizzy drinks and chocolate bars from the drinks machines in an effort to jump on the Jamie Oliver bandwagon (although strictly, he didn't actually "jump on the Jamie Oliver bandwagon" since it was government guidelines thus compulsory anyway), the new headmaster has really dealt with the issues that matter the most to himself. However his new decision to induct a 6th form uniform regime has come under criticism from many parents and a vast majority of the 6th formers who now see themselves as adults and wish to be treated as such.

Lord Morris set up the guitar group, as well as outlining his proposed directon for the school in his arrival speech.

He supports Liverpool Football Club and will always give the entire school an update on their latest games,wins etc. in whole school assemblies, with many scowls, hisses and curses coming from Man U supporting students.

It has been said by some students that he bears a striking resemblance to Captain Jean Luc Picard of the starship Enterprise.

He is a secret fan of Harry Potter, and thinks that Harry and Hermione should have got together.

Quotes

"It'll get (clasps hands) that extra bit (unclasps hands) for the Sports hall"

"We're in the (clasps hands) business of producing well (unclasps hands) rounded individuals"

Student:" Sir, does Santa live in the boiler room?" Lord Morris: "No he lives ni the belfry, he goes down the chimney into the boiler room."

(In his opening assembly) "Step into the arena that is education." "Take the bull by the horns and achieve your potential"

"I never agree to student's taking days off school (a few assemblies later)when i was at school i took 3 days off to see Bob Dylan. Now that is a reason"

It is another sunny day in the middle of July Headmaster: "The day you see me walking around in shorts and t shirt is the day you can take your blazers off."................ (a couple of days later he was seen running around the school in a cross country kit)

"Part and parcel"

In response to a request for the school to take part in a make poverty history/ send my friend colouring in campaign exercise "We don't want the people who aren't too good at art to feel left out" ...

... to which I responded "Er, it's aimed at 7 year olds- I'm sure they'd cope".

"get behind your mule and plough"

"That is not a request, that is a requirement"

"Academic qualifications alone does not a well-rounded student make." (commonly used at speech night, in a Star Wars Yoda style)

Staff Wars

Evil Mastermind

Marc Morris was one of the key players in the demise of the BRGS. In a massive assault on the vessel, after his Sports Hall was rushed to completion, due to Count Bewku's intervention, the headmaster boarded the ship with a legion of welfare troopers and attempted to eliminate all resistance.

Lord Morris was left severly injured after being thrown into a vat of cement in the Sports Hall by Count Bewku. He now has a mechanical mouth which apparantly seems to have malfunctioned and now comes out with utter nonsense.

Another thing to note, for KOTOR players, is how much he looks like Darth Malak when he's wearing his fleece.. very scary! However on a higher note while wearing that fleece he also resembles a bald sheep

Weapons of Choice

Tedium Ray, Lightsaber, Formulaic Lightning