Matt Ashley

Matt "clown boy" Ashley was born on the 6th of August 1991 he was born a clown and to the present day is. He is famously known for his ridiculous hair which was over a foot and a half long and bright yellow. He is known for kiddy fiddling and just being a muppet in general...

He has finally had his hair cut which was done by his mother as he was too scared to go to the hairdressers, rumours say that his cut-off hair was sold for over £2,500 on an internet auction The name Julius has stuck now because of his likeness to the Roman Emperor.

EXPLOITS

- He purposely put a dint in Mr Brethertons Car with a football, causing over £500's worth of damage

- Fingered an 11 year old girl

- Was the ring leader for a series of incidents involving bins and year 7 pupils