Mark Wheelhouse
Mark Wheelhouse is one the most famous members of the upper sixth in BRGS. As research has shown, not one person in the whole of upper sixth doesn't know his name, or his last name, as most people generally just nod to him while he passes and say "Wheelhouse", as he nods back.
Mark has been known to wonder himself why everyone knows his name. Opinions vary as to the reason, but most make the conclusion that it's because he has such a large head compared to his reletively small body. Both students and teachers are baffled by how his head actually manages to stay on his shoulders, and how he keeps upright without his head weighing him down.
Mark is a resident of the upper common room, and can usually be found for enquiries near the pool table getting 8 balled by people with little or no pool skills. However, approach with caution as Mark is known to bite ankles at will.
Mark is also a very prominant topic of conversation in his Business Studies class, due to his ever so obvious talent for picking up the ladies. He is also one of many people that Mr. R Jackson likes to victimise in his lessons, due to Marks very short attention span and lack of comeback ability.
Favourite Quotes
Mr R.Jackson(to mark, after having a very large ripup session of someone else): How about you, mark? Anything to add?
Mark: *stares at him blankly* erm....... what? *Whole class laughs*
"Jog on."
"Your mama." Note he lives on the brink of Bacup
Anyone: I was at a party last night...
Mark: I was partying with your mum last night.
Anyone: I was [Insert activity here] last night.
Mark: I was [Insert previous comment here] with your mum last night.
Signatures:
One of his biggest signature actions is to stare at you blankly, trying to work out what you said to him.
