Luke Byrne

For some reason he likes to talk in a strong Russian accent in german lessons. Occasionally at break he will say something in a strong russian accent, like "Hello. Can you show me way to public toilet please, I want happy time." Also called leatherbuns, he loves doing impressions of Borat when he has never actually seen the film.

When sat next to Joe Donelly in English lessons the two of them form an unstoppable conbination of misbehaviour, comedy and stupidity. They were once sat together, and one of the tables broke by itself, "Honestly sir, it did!" One pair of legs had come away from the tabletop. When Luke was sent out of the lesson, (Joe had been sent out half an hour earlier) he asked if he could take the broken chair legs with him. He was shocked when Mr. Neve said yes. When he was brought back in however he was told to leave the legs outside.

Famous sayings

"Jason Vorhees"

"Hockey mask"

"Mashetee"

"I want happy time"

"lol". He doesn't laugh or say laugh out loud, he just says "lol."

"T<insert word here>ZOR"