Keegan Curran

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The Infamous Keegan Curran, a member of year 11 at the school and proud holder of a reputation for skiving a day at any and every opportunity. Despite these shortcomings, Keegan is considered to be a fairly sound guy with a slight obssession for drama. He has however been known to press gang or attempt to press gang Boony into coming to see productions he has a significant part in, at the time of writing, Boony has evaded these advances.


Cult Status

Keegan appears to have a cult following of the lower years, mainly consisting of year 9's. We are unsure why this is, although one hypothesis is that they are astounded by his height.


Keegan's Work Ethic

Keegan posesses a somewhat relaxed work ethic. Notable examples of this are his RS lesson with Boony descending into sickening debates about things which should never be contemplated.

Keegan also appears to have a problem completing english essays for Mrs Sellens, having been chased for 2 essays, one of which he still has to complete. Sellens frequently informs him he has been placed in homework club to do the essay, but he either never goes or gets himself out of it by saying he has the essay done at home. This is ongoing and as the situation develops, this will be updated.He now protests to having completed all eniglish coursework. Howvere it is at home so cannot be marked.


The RS and English Crew

The RS and English crew is a relativly small crew, comprising of Boony, Keegan, Zoe Swift and Gillian. This tight knit crew has developed over the past 2 years,partly due to a shared dislike of Mrs Sellens, and constant conversation in her lessons. Keegan has changed radically since the formation of this crew, turning from a relative normal person, liking rock music and indie music, to a slightly dubious character, taking inspiration from Boony's music taste, which to say is extreme is an understatement.

Due to recent absences from RS and English lessons, Keegan has been selected for a beating from the Crew. The punishment has yet to be carried out.


IMPORTANT UPDATE

The punishment has been carried out.


Jesus and You

Sometime during Year 9, Keegan Curran was converted to Christianty by his friend Alex Willis. Since then he has become a regular at Kay Street Baptist Church in Rawtenstall as well as Reach Puppets, and irritates most people by trying to convert them.


I PLAY BASS

Keegan also plays Bass. Don't we all know it.


Quotes

"You Whore!"

"I've got my bass with me today"

"My essay is at home"

"Check out Deuteronomy 12:20 (or some Bible verse like that)"

"F***er!"