Josh Cadney

'Mathematical Prodigy'

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'Maths is Child's Play for Joshua Cadney'

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Also Known As

Joshua Cadney

The Many Faces of Josh

Josh is an elusive character, with many different faces and appearances. There is the original Josh, aka Josh 1. This is the actual Josh Cadney, sporting the 'Jesus look'. Recently, this Josh has been missing from school, and may soon be declared legally dead for tax purposes. There is then Lanky Josh, aka Josh 2. This fellow has an uncanny resemblence of the day-to-day Josh, but is about 4 feet taller and 3 stone lighter. The most elusive Josh is Chubby, Not-Woman Josh, aka Josh 3. This Josh has only been spotted by one or two lucky individuals, and was once thought to be a woman, as he/she/it had only been glanced briefly, and appeared to be a female form of regular Josh. The most popular incarnation of Josh is Chav Josh, aka Josh 4. This Josh has exactly the same build and features as Josh 1, though sporting a new shaven (beard and head) look, and with a fondness for all things trackie-pants-and-white-trainers.

So there you have it: Josh, all four of him.