George Platt
George is one of those people who makes you feel good when you are unhappy and can be rather humorous.
Believer in the 6 degrees of separation.
George can also be confused with his Mexican counterpart, 'Burito Taco-nacho'
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Factfile
Name: George Pawe Platt
Form: 8n (now 9N)
Form Tutor: Mr Chambers
Age: 14
DOB: 20/09/94
Friends: Daniel, Tom, Sam, Simon, Adam, Eve, Ben, Rebecca, Matthew, Joespeh Millsworth Holler.
Favourite colour: Well he doesn't want to make all the other colours jealous.
Favourite teacher: Mr. Blacoe, a teacher of Damascus proportions (Dr Bradshaw was good before he left, though).
Favourite sport: curling (only because chess isn't an actual sport).
Achievements
1. started the trend of using the word discombobulated. This is a real word, George started the trend
2. Form captain of his form in Year 7
3. Has the profound ability to both be funny without making fun of people
4. member of british mensa.
5. member of the chess club, most memorable match against Mr. Blacoe (why doesn't he have a page?)
6. Has scared a few members of his form with his talk of sky pirates and Turkish omelettes
7. Has been able to explain Newton's 4th law without using the words 'Newton', 'Because' 4th' and 'Law.' He also got bonus marks for not using the letters 'A', 'E', 'I', 'O' or 'U'.
8. Has a salt & pepper moustache apparently
9. Invented the game Flail Mauling
The What-do-you-want-to-do-after-school Plan
George has frequently told his form his plan which will take off after he leaves university. There are several versions, but the plan goes something like this:
1. Fly to Beauvais and work in France for several years as a secretary for Interpol.
2. Return to England and live in Crawley
3. Start a political party called the 'GPAC' (George Platt & Co.) and win a seat in Wimbourne
4. Become prime minister and listen to people
5. After losing my popularity, George will teach high-school English in some lucky school
6. When he's too old to be cool he will become a caretaker at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts.
This may or may not be true, but nonetheless George sticks at this story.
== Chess Club ==
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