Emily Oldfield

Is in 9S. 

Quotes

• "Like this!" Proceeds with a number of hand gestures and strange waves until someone actually makes a guess.. and gets it wrong.
• "Clever."
• " I hate you, but I love you really,"
• Emily: After jed had been repeating 'so is your face' to everything I said "This is getting scary.."
  

Jed: "So is your face!!!"
Emily: "OMG I'm like so stupid!!!!" *small fight breaks out in the middle of the road.*

• Emily: "Ben.."
  
• Ben: *pretends to puke in Emily's face*
  
• Emily: *WHACK*
  
• "Gizza hug!!"
• "woot woot, whoop whoop etc"
• "Lets go jump on the Jamie Oliver Bandwagon!!" *looks of distress/horror from the rest of class* "OMG joke!!!"

• Emily buys randomer a card:
  

Randomer: "You didn't have to!"
Emily "I know."

• Emily buys Ellie an evil Japanese voodoo doll for Christmas:
  

Emily: (asks doll) Is Jed ugly?
Doll: SHAKE SHAKE
Jed: Is Emily the ugliest person in the world?
Doll: NOD NOD
Emily: DAMN!!!
(the doll was not controled by someones finger on the back of its head, it was totally independent and probably started the stage of life mentioned below)

in current stage of life where she thinks shes ugly and stupid and so on when she isnt.

itll pass

probably

...........