Elliot Rhodes

Elliot is a small mosher who now has long black hair. He straightens his hair and his mum has an afro. He is 1/8th African and 1/8th Irish. Nuff said. u mised out dat hes penis da size of jupiter, and tlks whilst takin pe register, so we say just coz u can run! Elliot is currently recognised if a little cruely throughout the boys in 9B as "beachball" due to his wide and short stance.

Elliot's IT Progress

Elliot has still not completed Project 1B of his IT course. Everyone was supposed to have 13 points by Christmas, but he is currently on 8 points, which is even worse than Steven and Olivia. Which is saying something. Some people question how he it is possible to do such little work in some much time. However, if you knew how many pictures of Rima he had altered and how many times he has been looking at naked ladies, you would not be surprised.