Dr Bradshaw

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About Him

Dr Bradshaw is a fun loving man, who some people hate...becuase he tried to run them over....he doesnt have very much sympathy and is known to be very sarcastic. He has a terrible aim when throwing paper at the bin...and can see two things at once..due to his bog eyes. He taught maths while at the school.

Quotes

The classic:

  • Pupil: Hi sir!

Dr Bradshaw: Good morning!

Pupil: Its the afternoon, sir.

Dr Bradshaw: Close enough!

  • "Grab a peue" (at the start of every lesson).
  • "Cauliflower" (pointing at a picture of a cauliflower). "My wife calls it Devil's cheese".

Legacy

Dr Bradshaw left to go teach in a posh private school somewhere, Stonyhurst College. We think we scared him off. He was the form tutor of 07N. He once walked into the form room of 07N in 2007/8 and put his hand up to Shannon's mouth. "spit it out" He said. She spat it out into his hand and so he walked round carrying chewing gum for 10 minutes. He always said 'Good afternoon' In the morning and vice versa. Hmm.. But he probably went to teach there to take advantage of his PhD and get a better salary. He also went on the 2008 Paris trip and a few people believed that he actually killed all the fun...