Choir Club

From the people who brought you the sarcastic article on chess club............................................. Something new and innovative has been created. Its purpose is to create social solidarity within the magnificant educational institution which we wonderful middle class children attend................ And its name........Choir Club

This invigorating and stimulating club has close relations to Chess Club, and it is ready to take the world by storm. We at Choir Club believe there is no need for physical sports where people can get hurt or muddy. It will be more beneficial for society as a whole if more people used their time wisely i.e. attending the inspiring and rousing club where people can express their potential through sound. And what a beautiful thing sound is. But not the sound that is generated in sport such as at football matches. The language and noise at matches is utterly disgusting and despicable. Beautiful sound can only be created at Choir Club. And for the supposedly 'popular' people who believe Choir Club should be renamed Queer club, please attend every lunchtime and after school and your hearts and minds will be in awe of the marvel that is CHOIR CLUB