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For anyone who doesn't know, this is a quote from the video game 'Portal' by Valve.
 
For anyone who doesn't know, this is a quote from the video game 'Portal' by Valve.
 
 
Erm...why? Seriously, this isn't to do with school, it's off a computer game.
 

Latest revision as of 01:56, 22 February 2008

The Cake Mix

Bobby Thompson (8R) has recently been reciting this cake at every possible, probable, improbable and impossible occasion. I feel it important to tell you.

  • One 18.25 lbs package chocolate cake mix
  • 1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting
  • 3/4 cup vegetable oil
  • 4 large eggs
  • 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
  • 3/4 cup butter or margarine
  • 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour


  • Don't forget garnishes such as:
    • Fish shaped crackers
    • Fish shaped candies
    • Fish shaped solid waste
    • Fish shaped dirt
    • Fish shaped ethyl benzene
    • Pull and peel licorice
    • Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
    • Candy coated peanut butter pieces... shaped like fish.


  • 1 cup lemon juice.
  • Alpha resins.
  • Unsaturated polyester resin
  • Fiberglass surface resins
  • And volatile molten milk impoundments
  • 9 large egg yolks
  • 12 medium geosynthetic membranes
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'
  • 2 cups rhubarb, sliced
  • 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
  • 1 tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
  • 3 tbsp rhubarb, on fire.
  • 1tbsp grated orange rhubarb
  • 1 large rhubarb.
  • 1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
  • 2 tbsp rhubarb juice.
  • Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
  • Slaughter electric needle injector.
  • Cordless electric needle injector.
  • Injector needle driver.
  • Injector needle gun.
  • Cranial caps.
  • And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals; that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.


For anyone who doesn't know, this is a quote from the video game 'Portal' by Valve.