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His Life

Antoni Connearn is weird at points as he loves fire and is obsessed with dying! He frequently hides within his blazer, yet no-one knows the reason why- maybe because of the constant criticism he receives from various members of the school. Or maybe he's just being stupid.

Shout-outs

Antoni has a tendency to shouts out random things for no reason whatsoever. However, he doesn't have tourettes, so we can only guess why he does this. His current favourite word is "Cheese!"

Personality

Wears glasses, although often they are broken. He can't keep a straight face (he laughs at almost anything!), Including the word fluff. He also gets angry easily. Loves violence sometimes not as depending on what mood he is in.

The Hill

Antoni once got dragged down a hill by Elliot Doyle-Nicholls. Some say he didn't deserve it. Yeah, right!!

Funny Song, What The Hell?

It was a lovely morning, and having slept like a pile of logs, Antoni flicked the switch for his radio and a country song popped up... the words continued on like this

The Song!

"theres a hole in my bucket, dear liza, dear liza, theres a hole in my bucket,dear liza, a hole!" "well fix it, dear henry, dear henry. then fix it dear henry, dear henry fix it!" "With what shall I fix it, dear liza dear liza,"... Well you get the idea.

weird or what?

His Hair

Antoni has been famously know for having his hair in the form of a mushroom, until 28/03/2008 when he had it cut. It still bears a slight resemblance to a mushroom even now!

His Hat

Antoni has also been known to wear a rather scary hat, which is (According to Antoni) from Australia. more info on this can be found in the quotes section.

The Floor-sinking Extravaganza

For some reason which is still unknown to us, Antoni started to sink through the floor on the 1st of October 2008. This continued for two weeks, and it is sometimes said that: "You can tell it's Friday when Antoni starts to sink through the floor!" However, it is now said that whenever you go on MyMaths.co.uk you start sinking through the floor, as Antoni & Will Jessop found out.

Quotes

"Hullabalooza!"

"Is Friday a good day for you?" "Yes" "Well it won't be anymore!" *Starts laughing manically*

"CHEESE!!"

"Ya mum"

"Woop!"

"Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop!!"

"Nangurgle!"

"Eat my cm2!"

"LOL!"

"I smell GREAT!!" *Pelvic thrust*

"GRANGURGLE!!"- when shouting his gran at a bonfire

Alcohol

Antoni once got drunk on half a can of Boddingtons at a bonfire near Halloween, and wouldn't speak proper sentences for at least half an hour. He then recovered and spent the rest of his time making things explode in the bonfire. His favourite drink is blue wicked. More recently, Antoni proceeded to get completely and utterly smashed at a friends house, with the aid of a bucket and an abnormally large amount of London Gin. This caused him to do a nuber of embarrassing things, including being locked into the sauna. After trying to find his way out of the sauna (and failing), Antoni then decided to pick up a wooden bucket and a spoon. He broke the bucket, put it on his head and started hitting himself with the spoon. After being let out of the sauna, he then fell into the bath. 'Nuff said.

Final Word

Antoni spends most of his time after school hanging around with Will Jessop, but little does he know that Will is actually planning to kill him...