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His life

Antoni Connearn is wierd at points as he loves fire and is obsesed with dying! He frequently hides within his blazer, yet no-one knows the reason why- maybe because of the constant critiscism he receives from various members of the school. Or maybe he's just being stupid.

Shout-outs

Antoni has a tendancy to shouts out random things for no reason whatsoever. However, he doesn't have turrets, so we can only guess why he does this. His current favourite word is "Cheese!"

Personality

Wears glasses, although often they are broken. He can't keep a straight face (he laughs at almost anything!), Including the word fluff. He also gets angry easily. Loves violence sometimes not as depending on what mood he is in.

sumwhat dangerous and loves 2 pull ties!

The hill

Antoni once got dragged down a hill by Elliot doyle-nicholls. Some say he didn't deserve it. Yeah, right!!

Funny song, what the hell?

it was a lovley morning, and having slept like a pile of logs, Antoni flicked the switch for his radio and a counrty song popped up... the words continued on like this

The song!

"theres a hole in my bucket, dear liza, dear liza, theres a hole in my bucket,dear liza, a hole!" "well fix it, dear henry, dear henry. then fix it dear henry, dear henry fix it!" "With what shall I fix it, dear liza dear liza,"... Well you get the idea.

wierd or what?

His hair

Antoni has been famously know for having his hair in the form of a mushroom, until 28/03/2008 when he had it cut. It still bears a slight resemblance to a mushroom even now!

The Floor-sinking extravagnaza

For some reason which is still unknown to us, Antoni started to sink through the floor on the 1st of October 2008. This continued for two weeks, and it is sometimes said that: "You can tell it's friday when Antoni starts to sink through the floor!" However, it is now said that whenever you go on MyMaths.co.uk you start sinking through the floor, as Antoni & Will Jessop found out.

Quotes

"PENIS!!"

"Hullabalooza!"

"Is friday a good day for you?" "Yes" "Well it won't be anymore!" *Starts laughing manically*

"CHEESE!!"

"Ya mum"

"Come on then, you bunch of w*****s!"

"How 'bout no, you crazy dutch b***ard!"

"Woop!"

"Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop!!"

"Nangurgle"

"GRANGURGLE!!"- when shouting his gran at a bonfire

"Dirty b***ard..." (While shaking his head in disapproval)

His most recent quote is "G-day, ya w*****!". This is said whilst wearing the most ridiculous hat anyone have ever seen in their entire lives, which apparently is from Australia.

Alcohol

Antoni once got drunk on half a can of Guiness at a bonfire near Halloween, and wouldn't speak proper sentances for at least half an hour. He then recovered and spent the rest of his time making things explode in the bonfire. His favorite drink is blue wicked.

The Horse Incident

One time in Hmwk club, Will jessop and Antoni randomly thought of a Horse suddenly dropping through the Hmwk club ceiling. Antoni originally didn't want this on his wiki, and demonstrated this as follows: "No horse. No, no, i don't want a horse. I DON'T WANT A HORSE ON MY WIKI!! Delete your horse! I don't like the horse! The horse can go die for all i care. Behead the horse!! I will ring the horses mum and tell her that it is being naughty!!*Starts gargling*

Final word

Antoni spends most of his time after school hanging around with Will Jessop, but little does he know that Will is actually planning to kill him...