Dinnerladies
Dinnerladies are the people who patrol the form rooms during lunchtime. They often seem to be the cleaners and usually have no tolerance at all for bad behaviour. Most also seem to have been programmed with morals from the 1920s, and if a boy and girl are with a two-metre radius of one another they will be instantly berated for "indecent behaviour". Most dinnerladies do not like this name and would much rather be called welfare staff, it is for this reason that hardly anyone calls them welfare staff. Some dinner ladies seem to have a soft spot for Patrick Barlow because he socialises with them and he doesn't get booked until he has commited around five offenses in one day.
Nonetheless, there are some quite awesome dinnerladies, such as the one who consented to marry at least two students, and the one who will let you into the canteen with your shirt out and top button undone, and let you out whilst you are blatantly eating hot food.
Ninja Dinnerlady
One fine summers day, Luke Byrne threw a bottle at a dinnerlady who was telling him off, and was heading straight for her. The bottle was headed directly for her at around 60mph. she turned to see this bottle 1ft away from her face, and, in the nick of time she dodged it... amazing skills for a common dinner lady, I'm sure you will agree!
If you don't believe me, look at this picture. Can't see her can you? Because she's a ninja!
