Matthew Bentham
For A Start, He's Me. But Im Not Sure If The Rest Of The Stuff Is By Me.
Contents
Main Important Stuff
Says Badger And Mornin' Frequently. Is Terminnaly Insane. Wrote The Bit About Being Insane And Saying Mornin And Badger.
Most Frequently Said Things
"Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Argh Snake Argh Snake Snaaaaake Its A Snaaaaake Ooooooh Its A Snake" Over And Over And Over Until Someone Or Something Makes Him Shut Up(Search Badger On www.weeblstuff.com For Details)
"Mornin'" Regardless Of Time Of Day
"Meh" At People, Objects, Sentences etc
"TO THE LIBRARY!" When He's Finished Eating His Lunch
"ARGH!!!! HEART ATTACK!!!!" When Nothing Is Happening Or Someone Said Hi
Enemy List
1. Mrs Sawle
2. Gary (Obviously)
3. Mrs Heywood (Possibility Of Being Removed From List)
Quotes
Matthew: Wouldnt It Be Funny If The World Just Ended.(Mild Sarcasm) Jed: Yeah, And Everyone Died. (More Sarcasm) Matthew: ..................................................Badger
Matthew: He's Suffering From A Mild Case Of Death. A Few Weeks Of Bedrest And Sunlight Should Sort It.
Matthew: Crivens....(very menacing voice)
Nicknames
Mousey
The Mole
Moley
Dr Mole
Matt
Mcbadger
Mc Badger
Matty B Mc
Mini Will
Him
You
Shut Up
Mathias
Mathew (Can't Anyone Spell These Days?)
Mattheeeeeeew!
Master Bentham
Bentham
Mr Bentham
It
Badger
Bent Ham
Matthew Bent Ham
Wehttam Bent Ham
Wehttam Mahtneb
Matthew Mangled Pork Product
Mj Bentham
Hello
Other Stuff
When Wearing Jeans Has End Of Belt Hanging Down In Rude Way That He Refuses To Change
Extremely Bendy And Can Take The Shape Of A Boat Called HMS(His Matthewness' Service) Badger And Various Gut-Wrenching Hand Shapes That He Spent Years Of Practise To Do. This Means He Cant Do any Of Them Properly With His Left Hand.
