Matthew Bentham

For A Start, He's Me. But Im Not Sure If The Rest Of The Stuff Is By Me.

Main Important Stuff

Says Badger And Mornin' Frequently. Is Terminnaly Insane. Wrote The Bit About Being Insane And Saying Mornin And Badger.

Most Frequently Said Things

"Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Argh Snake Argh Snake Snaaaaake Its A Snaaaaake Ooooooh Its A Snake" Over And Over And Over Until Someone Or Something Makes Him Shut Up(Search Badger On www.weeblstuff.com For Details)

"Mornin'" Regardless Of Time Of Day

"Meh" At People, Objects, Sentences etc

"TO THE LIBRARY!" When He's Finished Eating His Lunch

"ARGH!!!! HEART ATTACK!!!!" When Nothing Is Happening Or Someone Said Hi

Enemy List

1. Mrs Sawle

2. Gary (Obviously)

3. Mrs Heywood (Possibility Of Being Removed From List)

Quotes

Matthew: Wouldnt It Be Funny If The World Just Ended.(Mild Sarcasm) Jed: Yeah, And Everyone Died. (More Sarcasm) Matthew: ..................................................Badger

Matthew: He's Suffering From A Mild Case Of Death. A Few Weeks Of Bedrest And Sunlight Should Sort It.

Matthew: Crivens....(very menacing voice)

Nicknames

Mousey

The Mole

Moley

Dr Mole

Matt

Mcbadger

Mc Badger

Matty B Mc

Mini Will

Him

You

Shut Up

Mathias

Mathew (Can't Anyone Spell These Days?)

Mattheeeeeeew!

Master Bentham

Bentham

Mr Bentham

It

Badger

Bent Ham

Matthew Bent Ham

Wehttam Bent Ham

Wehttam Mahtneb

Matthew Mangled Pork Product

Mj Bentham

Hello