Matthew Bentham

For A Start, He's Me. But Im Not Sure If The Rest Of The Stuff Is By Me.

Main Important Stuff

Says Badger And Mornin' Frequently. Is Terminnaly Insane. Wrote The Bit About Being Insane And Saying Mornin And Badger.

Quotes

"Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Argh Snake Argh Snake Snaaaaake Its A Snaaaaake Ooooooh Its A Snake" Over And Over And Over Until Someone Or Something Makes Him Shut Up(Search Badger On www.weeblstuff.com For Details)

"Mornin'" Regardless Of Time Of Day

"Meh" At People, Objects, Sentences etc

Enemy List

1. Mrs Sawle

2. Gary (Obviously)

3. Mrs Heywood (Possibility Of Being Removed From List)

Stuff He's Done And Said Thats Funny

Matthew: Wouldnt It Be Funny If The World Just Ended.(Mild Sarcasm) Jed: Yeah, And Everyone Died. (More Sarcasm) Matthew: ........Badger

Matthew: He's Suffering From A Mild Case Of Death. A Few Weeks Of Bedrest And Sunlight Should Sort It.

nicknames

Mousey The Mole Moley Dr Mole Matt Mcbadger Mc Badger Matty B Mc Mini Will Him You Shut Up Mathias Mathew (Can't Anyone Spell These Days?) Mattheeeeeeew! Master Bentham Bentham Mr Bentham It Badger Bent Ham Matthew Bent Ham Wehttam Bent Ham Wehttam Mahtneb Matthew Mangled Pork Product Mj Bentham Hello