Maths Bible

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The Year 10's Maths textbook is the size of a small house. It is more than likely to break your back if you carry it for more than 3.85 seconds. Due to this fact and many more, it has been called...


THE MATHS BIBLE ECHO Echo echo

A Brief History

It is sparsely known to most the origin of The Maths Bible. Some say it was a plot to lure unsuspecting students into an early future of back problems. Others say it was the maths teachers solution to doing nothing (that's right. Once you have done your homework, you can mark it yourself! Obviously no cheating goes on here). The truth is far different. It is stated that on the Fourth Day, God handed down a stone tablet bearing the bearings unto his faithful servant - Moses? Noah? No - Mr Reeves! From that day on, Mr Reeves proceeded to spread The Word of the Maths to all passers by.

The Gospel according to Circle Theorems

Few people know about this sacred teachings, even few understand it; none of whom care. But the circle theorems teach us how to love one another as our neighbour, to treat everyone with respect and, most importantly, to always check that the opposite angles in a cyclic quadrilateral add up to 180 degrees.

Quotes

"Ship A travels at 25 km/h on a bearing of 110 degrees"

"All measurements are in centimetres"

"Find the angle marked with *"