Library

Description

Often described as a "small (cramped), working (no books) library", this is the place where absolutely nothing happens, at all. It is often left to spectate the affairs of the rest of the school. Until recently it was believed to contain books, contary to popular belief it is merely a store cuppoard, the books were burnt by teachers trying to keep warm in the staff room. Nobody ever notcied.

Comparisons

Of an even poorer standard is the Haslingden High School library, where pupils are instructed in 'Advanced Race Rioting' so dont have time for trivial things like reading.