Josie Ansell
Josie Ansell- typical blonde.
Josie is a crazy pervy dirty year 9 student who often acts like shes high on sugar. She enjoys teasing her Y7 sister and her friends, and Rachel Bond's brother whom she says is 'sexay' as a joke and enjoys harassing
Quotes
HIV?? Hey Rachel, isn't that where you buy your CDs?
[to friend] Your a slag!! A slag!! A slag slag slaggy slaggy slag slag!! Everyone say hi to the slag!! (later) So what's a slag??
[standing next to Rachels' brother] Your brother is sooooooooooooo sexay!!!
What's denial?
Wob wob wob
Everyones disappearing!! :O
The Queen has grandkids??? But she's only 30!!
What's a verb? An adjective is a doing word, right?
What's (insert random word here)
I am the pigeon queen!!
Follow that pigeon!!
Thats not what you said last night...
Quoted Short Conversations
[A friend of Josie's is running] Josie: "Where you going?" Friend: "To the toilets." Josie: "Why?" Friend: "To get a plaster." Josie: "Why?" Friend: "Because I'm bleeding." Josie: "Where?" [looking confused] [Friend gives hinting look to Josie] Josie: "Oh oh, right sorry."
(Josie says something very dumb)
Rachel: "You are a dumb blonde."
Josie: "I'm not blo... oh wait. Yes I am."
Josie: "So what IS a slag?????
Friend: "A girl who has sex with many people.
Josie: "Lucky girl."
