John Byrne
Who is he?
John Byrne was in 11N and lives in the sleepy town of Weir. He has a big nose and a big mouth, says Mr Stevens, who John thinks is delicious.
John was in N and now is in Lower Sixth. Apparently He once went out with Francesca Brindle at primary school, which he denies very much like, Gaz and Nicola Bracewell. He has a brother in Year 10, Luke, who is a known Badass, John never really does much or anything of any importance. But enjoys watching Rochdale or goes Karting over the weekend. He can be seen on the Astroturf yelling; "Oi Fag/d*ckhead", "Hallo Little Girl" or "Pass us the ball" John Byrne is the older brother of Luke Byrne, and is known amongst his friends to be the reason that Luke Byrne never stood a chance in this school, as John is not the role model you would choose for a younger brother. As John realised his outfield abilities in football were zero, he decided to try his hand at being goalie instead. He then made a first half appearance in the inter form final N v S, where he kept a clean sheet and N went on to win on penalties.
Friends:
- Allistair Mizon
- Edward Sargeant
- David Foxcroft
- Mr Williamson
- Adam Cronan
- Mr Piggot
- Mr Spencer (As Mr Spencer rips him all the time)
- Mr Finnigan
Enemies:
- Martin Fielding
- John Quinn
- Calum Hall
- Gareth Hughes
- Ben Beard
Quotes:
- "Gaz stop spooning Spencer"
- "Hehehehehe" (Very high pitch, taking the p*ss out of someones laughter, mainly Martin or Gaz)
- "That girl lapped me again"
- "That is DDDDelish"
- "I am a (buzzzzzzz) ROBOT!"
