John Byrne
John Byrne was in 11N and lives in the sleepy town of Weir. He has a big nose and a big mouth, says Mr Stevens, who John thinks is delicious.
John was in N and now is in Lower Sixth. He once went out with Francesca Brindle at primary school, which he denies very much like, Gaz and Nicola Bracewell. He has a brother in Year 9 , Luke, who is a known Badass, John never really does much or anything of any importance. But enjoys watching Rochdale or goes Karting over the weekend. He can be seen on the Astroturf yelling; "Oi Fag/d*ckhead", "Hallo Little Girl" or "Pass us the ball"
Friends:
- Allistair Mizon
- Edward Sargeant
- David Foxcroft
- Mr Williamson
- Adam Cronan
- Mr Piggot
- Mr Spencer (As Mr Spencer rips him all the time)
- Mr Finnigan
Enemies:
- Martin Fielding
- John Quinn
- Calum Hall
- Gareth Hughes
- Ben Beard
Quotes:
"Gaz stop spooning Spencer" "Hehehehehe" (Very high pitch, taking the p*ss out of someones laughter, mainly Martin or Gaz) "That girl lapped me again" "That is DDDDelish"
