Joe Holdsworth-Miller

A good friend of Bobby Thompson's and Owain Dawson's. Is often seen with wet trousers - origins unknown (he claims water bottle)

Is known to have girly hair and even girlier eyes.(he has admitted to this)

Has admitted to having a crush on someone in his year (maybe Eve)

Hates cats as they kill rats. He likes rats and wolves.

Hates the name Joe

Loves the names JoHoMi and Joron... Which many regard as disturbing

Eats more chocolate than anybody else - yet he never, ever puts on any weight...

Chews like a horse

If you wet his hair and scruff it up, he looks like Beethoven or Einstein. He has enough hair to make a ponytail.

Has been widely regarded as being dim in the extreme.

Has "removable foots" as he remarked on PE lesson

Also has been said to have a monobrow.

Has been put in lots of bins and other exciting places such as:

• The bin in room 23
• The cupboard in room 64
• The bin in room 64
• The bin in S3
• Behind the computer in S3
• Stuck behind room 89's door with only a German dictionary for company
• In the skip outside the Newchurch block

Quotes

• What?

• Whuh?

• What was that?

• Who?

• What did you say?

• Unh?

• OH GOD RUN IT'S LAURA!

• This IS a healthy meal! (said after eating a piece of chocolate fudge cake, a chocolate cookie, 3 pots of cream and a chocolate milkshake one lunch)

• I don't kick like a girl!

• Score! (Whenever he thinks he's done something right)