James Lendrum
Details
Hobbies: Making business cards and fiddling with a picture of himself
Known Aliases: James, Lenny, Lenster, Lennerd, Lynard, Lenboy, Lenrod, Lendy, Len-meister, Lendizzle, Lenshizzle, Lenundrum, Lenmeister, That-guy-from-the-Kooks, Bob Dylenny, "OI! HAIRY FREAK!".
Shorterned version of his dictionary definition: Complete Legend
Self-Proclaimed Titles: The Ineffable Lenny, The Mighty Bouf
The underlined word often changes depending on Lennys mood. He sometimes also changes his "name" - The Ineffable Suit (work experience), Nose (random). His various adjectives have been:
- The Ineffable Lenny
- The Infallible Lenny
- The Inflatable Lenny
- The Inflammable Lenny
- The Inedible Lenny
As can be seen, these adjectives follow the pattern of in- words.
The Mighty Bouf, should you not know, refers to Lenny's afro-like hair, and is a reference to the TV program "The Mighty Boosh". Though no-one knows why this is so.
Lenny - The Man Behind the Legend
Said to be the lead singer from The Kooks, Lenny is well-renowned for his curly locks, often recalling the event in manchester where some member of the public shouted, "Hey! Look everybody! It's that guy from the Kooks!" while peacefully shopping in GAME.
A Legend in his own right, Lenny has been known as "Lenny" to the masses for a relatively short amount of time. He insists that he has been known as "Lenny" since he was about 6, but no-one believes him. Most people had never heard of Lenny until after Year 9 camp. In fact he fondly rattles off various anecdotes in which people hear him being called Lenny and reply "You mean you're Lenny?! I thought you were James Lendrum!" or vice versa. He once had someone tell him they thought that James Lendrum and Lenny were two completely different people... and neither of them him!
It seems that from around the start of Year 10 he took off and soon became the infamous little scamp he is today.
As will be discussed in this article Lenny is well-known for various things including his hair, his sites, his books, his complete inability to play Pool, and the fact that he scares not one, not two, but at least a small handful of people... oh! And his love of hats.
Hats off to the Master!
Lennys love for hats started after he took a picture of himself instead of revising for his Physics mock (consequently, he only scored 84%).
He eventually began doctoring this picture in his favourite image ediotr - Macromedia Fireworks.
Starting with only a few hats - a fishermans, and a green bowler hat perched precariously on his solid mass of hair - this soon expanded into the 17 or so we know today, with more being added all the time. They can all be viewed on his highly successful website, which we will touch upon at a later stage.
