James Barnes

James is not his real name. He is called Barnsey (or Barnaby or Barnaby Bear to others), and is fit.

He is known to be the most organised person in the school, keeping all his schemes on that little computer thing. In fact, he is so organised that he has scheduled erections.

Barnsey was considered for a job writing Doctor Who, but rejected because his scripts were too dull. Here is an extract recovered from his (organised) archiving system:

Donna: Oh no, the Daleks are trying to crash our economy! Doctor: Quickly Donna, buy shares!