Daniel Greenhalgh

Him

Other names

• Danny
• Dan (only used by James)

The proud creator of storyfriends/savethefreak, but he shared it with john duckworth and james greenwood for some reason.

www.savethefreak.co.nr

Is proud to be able to do good Irish, French and maybe russian accents.

• Hates chavs
• Is trying to be less violent
• Likes Eminem
• Can't decide who best friend is, either James, John, or Miles, although he and Miles seem to drift in and out off strong friendship, every 2 weeks or so.

Danny has now left school, taking up a job in the new Chinese Buffet place in Bury.

Mr Neve

• Has got on the good side of Mr Neve, and abuses that privilage with much humour, eg: stealing his remote control, calling his face 'funny',and stealing a friends confiscated drinks can, for which he got the joy of doing a 2 sides of A4 paper essay on disrespect towards a teacher, has tried to accompany Mr Neve to his car, which Neve says is far away, but got shaken off, is planning to follow him next time, instead of ask him.

• Almost managed to convince Mr Neve that his name was Daniel Green-waffle-burger, to which Mr Neve almost believed him, but checked his record book and found the truth.

• When meant to be reading a book about northern Ireland (accross the barricades), we were aloud to do an Irish accent, and Daniel did it a french accent, in which the girl sounded more manly than the boy.

Mr Ventress

• Daniel often called Mr Ventress, 'miss', and also did the nazi salute to him every time he entered a room (or left it).

Mr Vincent

• Daniel and Mr Vincent were natural born enemies, Daniel managed to get on his bad side when he showed him how crap he was at R.S. So Daniel decided to menace and annoy Mr Vincent to make up for it. He had 3 public successes, his first being pretending he had lost his chair, which was right behind him, he said as Sir looked at him, "Im lost"

Sir: "pardon me?"

Daniel: "I cant find my chair",

Joe Wood yelled out "its behind you!!" Daniel continued to look sad, puzzled and lost for several more minutes, the he looked behind him at his chair and said: "Oh! there it is!" and sat down.

• His second was a lesson or so later, he put a sheet of paper on his chest which said on it 'I am a deaf mute, please take pity', he then continued to ignore everything around him for several minutes. Then Mr Vincent took the paper from his chest, and Daniel said "Oh ma gowd!! I can hear, an I can speak!" He then turned to Mr Vincent and said, "sir.... ye are a miracle worker!" he then hugged Mr Vincent and sat down.

• His third attempt did not go very well, as not many people where watching or listening, he moved his chair to the front, and stood behind his desk, sir looked at him, sighed, and said

"yes Daniel?"

"I don't have a chair sir" Daniel replied, Sir looked relieved, and passed Daniel the chair Daniel had put at the front,

"I don't want that one" Daniel said, Sir looked puzzled,

"Why not?" he said

"I just don't want that one, I want that one" Daniel replied, pointing at Sirs chair at the front, Sir looked at it, then said firmly, "Daniel. Take this chair. now." And Daniel did. because Mr Vincent seemed to have a vein exploding in his head.