Benjimen Bland

Benjamin Bland is sophisticated, suave and is known to have the strongest chin known to man kind. He is known for his raging alcoholism as part of the 'wine club'(he was once seen drinking his eighth bottle of the night before mysteriously vanishing at a wild party hosted by local stoner tom cox)and until recently, womanising, yet he is still a generally loveable chap. He is sometimes seen with B.F.F.L. Molly Robbins, who is also his singing partner.

Benjamin has a dream of one day becoming a bohemian, travelling the world with his accomplice (not gay friend) Grant.This dream will more than likely be killed by the evils of women. He is romantic and heartfelt and would no doubt write you a love poem if you asked nicely.