Benjimen Bland

Benjimen Bland is sophisticated, suave and is known to have the strongest chin known to man kind. He is known for his raging alcoholism (he was once seen drinking his 8th bottle of the night before mysteriously vanishing at a wild party)and until recently, womanising, yet he is still a generally loveable chap.

Benjimen has a dream of one day becoming a bohemian, travelling the world with his accomplice (not gay friend) Grant.This dream will more than likely be killed by the evils of women. He is romantic and heartfelt and would no doubt write you a love poem if you aske nicely.