Ben Brown

Friends with Sky West (but he's more than friends with sky), Hannah Potts and Bethan Gregory.

Quotes

"I am being a pedantic RETARD!!!!!"

Master of all puddles?

By his insane logic, inspired by the word wiki he claims to be the master of all puddles. The thought runs something like this:

1. Wiki means wee key, scottish for a small key.
2. A small key opens a small lock.
3. Convert this back into scottish, a small lock is a wee lock.
4. In scotland loch (like lock) means lake.
5. A wee loch (small lake) is a puddle.
6. Ben owns a small key, which opens small locks.
7. Because Ben owns the key he is the master of all puddles.

I told you the logic was insane. By some other weird unexplainable brain process he reasons the meaning of life is to keep clean.