Zak Richardson

Zak Richardson is a small, bald, Year 9 student, who is also know to be a student librarian, and a regular annoyance to the Skippers. There have been numerous attempts on his head, but so far, usually have been foiled, and usually by teachers such as Mrs Gregson. He also sports a jeweled ear-ring, which he claims to have a laser in. Said laser has a "radius" of ten metres.

Tmo Rhodes and Adam Petterson taught him their names the wrong way around at the start of the school year, and then confused him (without much effort)by repeatedly swapping names and he still hasn't figured out which is really which.

Quotes

• Don't kill me! I'm the last Troll! (note, "Troll" was said in a very southern accent, ie "throw" (minus the "h") folloed by "ull")