Will Jessop

The Real William Jessop

William is known to "poke" Mitchell Terry and Oliver Doyle-Nicholls, he also seems to follow oli chris and lordy around. Little does he know that every time he does this, they get p***ed off with will more and more. Will also used to give Mitchell Terry Swot knots, but whenever Mitchell attempted to give him one back, William Jessop would become enraged! One time he put elliot rhodes bag in the bin. elliot then put wills in the bin and he sat in the corner crying his eyes out and grassed on him - what a puff!

Records

William currently holds the record in the school for being the youngest person to have a moustache. he once tryed to shave it of and cut himself

Primary School Quotes

"Nipe Nipe, im a birdy, i wear a turban."

"D'oh"

High school Quotes

"What the HELL!!!

"POKE"(while proding people annoyingly)

"Shut up you di**... ...head!"

"Voomm"(with middle finger pulled out of pocket)

"Cough."(in speech)

The (Possibly Endless) List Of Things Will Has Broken

Through sheer unluckiness, Will has managed to break or pop an incredible number of things. These include:

- Elliot Rhodes's tie

- Glass in door outside Room 89

- Light covering in Room 31

- Popped balloon against projector (at first touch)

- Ceiling tile with football

- Broke many bottles resulting in 'urine' around chair

there may be others, we just dont know

Favourite quotes about Will

Some say his urine glows in the dark??? Others say he thinks hes a vampire??? All we know is.. his name is Will

in other words he is a bit of a dick