School Network

The BRGS school network is carefully and meticulously maintained by dedicated staff - Mrs King and Mrs Shufflebottom. This feat of modern architecture is more stable than windows 95 and has been recently downgraded from Windows XP due to security fears.

Did you know that your every move is logged while at school? Why is this? It's quite obvious that 98.6% of all internet access is to sneakily check Hotmail so they aren't doing a particularly good job!

Furthermore, an in-built failsafe automatically closes down the system whenever Technology deadlines are looming, just for a laugh...