Sam Bowers

A so called emo in the class. Has an amazing ability to scare everybody in a number of ways. Obsessed with turning people he doesn't like into fictional characters. Some of his latest creations are:

• PC Plod
• Big Ears
• Aaron Reid (a new Proclaimer)

Can often be seen...

• Shouting at films("GET IN THE CHUURCH!! GET IN THE CHUUUUURCH!!! OH MY GOD!! F YOU!!! Now you've got you're skin ripped off, you can't blame me.")

Watch Silent Hill for the full story.

• (lyrics of Proclaimers: I'm gonna be (500 miles))

General Information

• Has curly brown hair that pisses him off
• Likes Rammstein, The Proclaimers, Metallica and Tenacious D. But mostly Rammstein.
• Hates most idiots, apart from himself.
• Once, whilst playing Super Smash Bors. Melee, paused it whilst holding the hammer. After returning from eating, picked up a (acoustic) guitar, and declared, "Hey that's pretty good, I'm going to learn that" and, showing budding signs of ninja-ship, played it perfectly first time. this led to "EPIC F*KEN WINNAR" [sic] being written on his strumming arm.