Owain Dawson

Owain Dawson

Owain is currently in 06R, and is a good friend of Bobby Thompson and Joe Holdsworth-Miller. He is the younger brother of Sixth Former twins Huw and Bronwyn Dawson.

Factfile

Name : Owain George John Dawson (stupid parents giving me double middle name...)

Age : 13

Birthday : 16th Febuary

That's about it, except for the one thing that makes me stand out from the crowd: PENGUINS.

THE PENGUINS ARE COMING

Owain Dawson has a seemingly fanatical obsession with penguins. He has penguin keychains, penguin plush toys and even penguin based video games. He hated Bobby Thompson's idea of breeding a penguin with a radiator or a spoon, and has been known to fortell the world's end at the hand of penguins on a regular basis. His plans for world domination always include penguins. He has even claiming to have an army of undead penguins. One not so memorable time was when a teacher put his teddy penguin in the bin to demonstrate something. This resulted in a mass of "Awww"'s from about half the class. His family bears the brunt of this obsession, the house coming close to collapsing under the wieght of the vast horde of penguin-related items on several occasions.

Favourite Hobbies

Owains favourite hobbies include:

• Playing on Star Ocean 3
• Annoying Joseph
• Judo
• Irritating Joseph
• Playing on adventure quest
• Pulling pranks on Joseph
• Talking about penguins
• Laughing at Joseph
• Watching TV
• Using Josephs crap sence of balance to his advantage by pushing Joseph into large groups of girls and then watching as they attack him.
• Arguing with Eve about something or other- ie PIE

Quotes

• JOSEPH GET LOST

• For god's sake Joseph! STOP!

• Yes Saim. We're meant to break it.

• If you give me money, I'll let you have Canada.

• Joseph, can i borrow 50p? I'll pay you back in my next life. [Joseph then lends him 50p.]

• Okay...lets all slowly back away annnnnnnd RUN!

• It wasn't me. It was Saim!

The world hates me

9 out of 10 times when Miss Strickland puts us in groups for english I am put with people who leave me to do all the work. Is it that I'm unlucky... or something more sinister