Owain Dawson
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Owain Dawson
Owain is currently in 8R, and is a good friend of Bobby Thompson and Joe Holdsworth-Miller.
Factfile
Name : Owain George John Dawson (stupid parents giving me double middle name...)
Age : 13
Birthday : 16th Febuary
That's about it, except for the one thing that makes me stand out from the crowd: PENGUINS.
THE PENGUINS ARE COMING
Owain Dawson has a seemingly fanatical obsession with penguins. He has penguin keychains, penguin plush toys and even penguin based video games. He hated Bobby Thompson's idea of breeding a penguin with a radiator or a spoon, and has been known to fortell the world's end at the hand of penguins on a regular basis. His plans for world domination always include penguins. He has even claiming to have an army of undead penguins. One not so memorable time was when a teacher put his teddy penguin in the bin to demonstrate something. This resulted in a mass of "Awww"'s from about half the class.
Favourite Hobbies
Owains favourite hobbies include:
- Playing on Star Ocean 3
- Annoying Joseph
- Judo
- Irritating Joseph
- Playing on adventure quest
- Pulling pranks on Joseph
- Talking about penguins
- Laughing at Joseph
- Watching TV
- Using Josephs crap sence of balance to his advantage by pushing Joseph into large groups of girls and then watching as they attack him.
- Arguing with Eve about something or other
Quotes
- JOSEPH GET LOST
- For god's sake Joseph! STOP!
- Yes Saim. We're meant to break it.
- If you give me money, I'll let you have Canada.
- Joseph, can i borrow 50p? I'll pay you back in my next life. Joseph then lends him 50p.
- Okay...lets all slowly back away annnnnnnd RUN!
- It wasn't me. It was Saim!
The world hates me
9 out of 10 times when Miss Strickland puts us in groups for english I am put with people who leave me to do all the work. Is it that I'm unlucky... or something more sinister.
