Mr Adams

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Cap'n Adams

A name first used by Jack Watkins and, in a Year 9 Maths lesson, continued by James Watkins

Quotes

• "yeah you're 14, lets all go have 8 pints and a whiskey chaser"

• "you effin b.... you c..."

• Sarcasm (the lowest form of humour), is regularly used by the captain - "Well, its not exactly..."

• "Big, Black boo...ts"

• (of course sporting his own goatee) "We tend to see people with goatees as evil, like Satan"

Tellytubbies are EVIL and GAYYYYY...

Most men DO have hairy chests...... HOW DO YOU KNOW SIR? , one quite charming girl replies...

I always think of the captain as saying, "Pha, What do ya mean!" and "Iv'e got ma GCSES ma Alevels and a job, pha, what have you got?"