Miss Walker

Scottish History teacher who believes being called Welsh is insulting. She was mistaken for being American when she did the register for a recent LVIth form. She adores the Proclaimers and giggles a lot. Argues that Mr King is not Scootish as he wasn't born in Scootland. I agreed at this though my reason was different, he doesnt have a Scootish accent. Is constantly drunk.

Loves talking about anything historical. Has a permanent subscription to History Magazine.

Quotes

• "...and if you say this in your essay, the examiner will have an orgasm reading it!"

• "...some of you are not peeing."

• " That's very goooooooooooooood."(said several times each lesson for unknown reasons)

• "Yes, we all know what Luke has been looking at,"

• "The best breakfast I ever had was Irn bru and three buttries...mmmmmmmmmm...."

• "Deep fry that and I'll eat it."

• "The thing I don't get is why would you walk 500 miles when you could just get the bus?"

• "If I could go back in time, I'd tell Harold to stay at the top of the hill..."

• "Ive noticed youre very quiet in class, if you know the answer try and get my attention, yaknow, wink at me or something" This was said to nearly every member of 9G at their parents evening.

• "Boys, please take your hands out from under the table, it makes me uncomfortable"