Josie Ansell

Josie Ansell- typical blonde.

Josie is a year 9 student who often acts like she's high on sugar. She enjoys teasing her Y7 sister and her friends, and Rachel Bond's brother whom she says is 'sexay' as a joke and enjoys harassing

Quotes

HIV?? Hey Rachel, isn't that where you buy your CDs?

[standing next to Rachels' brother] Your brother is sooooooooooooo sexay!!!

What's denial?

Wob wob wob

Everyones disappearing!! :O

The Queen has grandkids??? But she's only 30!!

What's a verb? An adjective is a doing word, right?

What's (insert random word here)

I am the pigeon queen!!

Thats not what you said last night!!

Yo iz ma b*tch

Quoted Short Conversations

[A friend of Josie's is running] Josie: "Where you going?" Friend: "To the toilets." Josie: "Why?" Friend: "To get a plaster." Josie: "Why?" Friend: "Because I'm bleeding." Josie: "Where?" [looking confused] [Friend gives hinting look to Josie] Josie: "Oh oh, right sorry."

(Josie says something very dumb) Rachel: "You are a dumb blonde." Josie: "I'm not blo... oh wait. Yes I am."

Josie: "So what IS a slag????? Friend: "A girl who has sex with many people. Josie: "Lucky girl."