Jake Sutcliffe

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Jake Sutcliffe, currently in 9B, is even madder than Ben Pointon. He likes the word "purple", the asdf movie and 'cyanide and happiness' videos on youtube. Jake has the uncanny ability to damage his eye. In year 7, he ran into a table and ended up with a black eye.

Nicknames

  • Splendid
  • Mr Splendid

Hobbies

  • He somehow manages to get black eyes from tables. WTF!!??
  • Loathing tables
  • Being extremely bad at COD (his best kill streak is 4)
  • Falling over when kicked in the back of the leg

QUOTES

  • "Ow my eye"
  • "Thats Purple"
  • "You absolute.................sausage" (to a random year 11 that lost a bouncy ball)
  • "I'm not wet I'm moist"
  • "Eat my dust, it's strawberry flavoured and one of your 5 a day"
  • "You may be a black belt at karate but I've got bouncy legs"
  • "go to schnell"
  • " OH Ambrose! you got toothpaste all over my pillow!" In Anglesey 2009