Jake Sutcliffe

Jake Sutcliffe, currently in 9b, is even madder than Ben Pointon. He likes the word "purple" and the asdf movie on youtube. jake has the uncanny ability to damage his eye. in year 7, he ran into a table and got a black eye.

Hobbies:

He somehow manages to get black eyes from tables. WTF!!??

the table is his mortal enemy and hes at war with them

Being extremely bad at COD (his best kill streak is 4)

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QUOTES:

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ow my eye

thats Purple

You absolute.................sausage (to a random year 11 that lost a bouncy ball)

Eat my dust, it's strawberry flavoured and one of your 5 a day

You may be a black belt at karate but I've got bouncy legs.

go to schnell