Edward Citanova

First there was nothing...

Then there was Nova.

Often shouted at random intervals during Maths...

QUOTES

• "common... i'll have you a french off!"

• Sarah - "Whats lobster?" (as in meaning how do you say lobster in french)

Eddie - "It's one of those red spidery things..."

• "Did she like... milk the baby...?"

• "My ideal threesome? Me. Two girls."

• "To f**k a girl up the arse with a big fat c*ck." (Upon being asked about his sexual fantasy)