Mr Adams

Began his so far short and undistinguished BRGS teaching career in 2002. His first class was the GCSE English top set in year 11. He was responsible for the lowest grades ever achieved by a top set class due to his interesting teaching methods, which mainly involved shouting at the class and telling them they were 'thick'. Oddly this did not work as a motivating tool. Singled out particular members of this class for special abuse, their work never recieved a grade above C, regardless of how good it was. The complete lack of teaching meant that most members of the class dropped at least one grade, and students who would have gotten an A* whilst standing on their heads, found themselves with Bs. This did not impress them. However, one good thing has resulted from this - Mr Adams no longer teaches English, he has been relegated to the 'subject' of Media Studies.

Quotes

• "yeah you're 14, lets all go have 8 pints and a whiskey chaser"

• "you effin b.... you c..."

• Sarcasm (the lowest form of humour), is regularly used by the captain - "Well, its not exactly..."

• "Big, Black boo...ts"

• (of course sporting his own goatee) "We tend to see people with goatees as evil, like Satan"

Tellytubbies are EVIL and GAYYYYY...

Most men DO have hairy chests...... HOW DO YOU KNOW SIR? , one quite charming girl replies...