Mohammed Kouta

Mohammed Kouta (Full Name: Mohammed Khalil Salah Eldin Kouta, Nicknames: Skouta, Mohammerhead Shark) is in 07N. He is very violent and loud, and likes to solve all of his problems by giving people dead arms. He is an excellent guitarist, though known for going over the top during practise sessions, and also helped invent the Stealing Bag Game with Hoyle and others. He also helped invent Chair jumping with Milton Ashworth.

Acheivements

Invented the famous banshee scream. Makes odd noises every registration, and has not yet recieved a penalty point for it.

Managed to get Lewis Wood to leave the band Noise Pollution and all the remaining members who were not allowed to leave as there would not be enough members to want to commit suicide.

Quotes

• "Wheres my bag!".

• "RACIST!".

• "WHAT THE HELL *Insert Sam, Milton or Hoyle here*!!!!!!!".

• "Rowan Atkinson? EPIC!!!".

• Any Michael Jackson noise "owww".

• "Booze are the reason for all the trouble in the world" (Once confused by somebody with 'Jews are the reason for all the trouble in the world')