Joe Holdsworth-Miller
From BRGS Wiki
A good friend of Bobby Thompson's.
Is often seen with wet trousers - origins unknown (he claims water bottle)
Is known to have girly hair and even girlier eyes.(he has admitted to this)
Has admitted to having a crush on someone in his year (possibly Eve)
Hates cats as they kill rats
Hates the name Joe
Loves the names JoHoMi and Joron... Which many regard as disturbing
Eats more chocolate than anybody else - yet he never, ever puts on any weight...
Chews like a horse
If you wet his hair and scruff it up, he looks like Beethoven
Has been widely regarded as being dim in the extreme.
Quotes
- What?
- Whuh?
- What was that?
- Who?
- What did you say?
- Unh?
- OH GOD RUN IT'S LAURA!
- This IS a healthy meal! (said after eating a piece of chocolate fudge cake, a chocolate cookie, 3 pots of cream and a chocolate milkshake one lunch)
