Bobby's Cake Mix

The Cake Mix

Bobby Thompson (8R) has recently been reciting this cake at every possible, probable, improbable and impossible occasion. I feel it important to tell you.

• One 18.25 lbs package chocolate cake mix
• 1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting
• 3/4 cup vegetable oil
• 4 large eggs
• 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
• 3/4 cup butter or margarine
• 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
• 2 cups all-purpose flour

• Don't forget garnishes such as:
  • Fish shaped crackers
  • Fish shaped candies
  • Fish shaped solid waste
  • Fish shaped dirt
  • Fish shaped ethyl benzene
  • Pull and peel licorice
  • Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
  • Candy coated peanut butter pieces... shaped like fish.

• 1 cup lemon juice.
• Alpha resins.
• Unsaturated polyester resin
• Fiberglass surface resins
• And volatile molten milk impoundments
• 9 large egg yolks
• 12 medium geosynthetic membranes
• 1 cup granulated sugar
• An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'
• 2 cups rhubarb, sliced
• 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
• 1 tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
• 3 tbsp rhubarb, on fire.
• 1tbsp grated orange rhubarb
• 1 large rhubarb.
• 1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
• 2 tbsp rhubarb juice.
• Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
• Slaughter electric needle injector.
• Cordless electric needle injector.
• Injector needle driver.
• Injector needle gun.
• Cranial caps.
• And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals; that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

For anyone who doesn't know, this is a quote from the video game 'Portal' by Valve.