Stephen Cooper

Cooper... a being of inconceivably ridiculous behaviour and an infinite energy supply. Often found attached at the hip to Luke Irving although, surprisingly, they are both heterosexual males and have never been romantically involved. Once known to have disrupted lessons by running along a corridor barking like a dog.

Best friends with Tom, another surprisingly heterosexual male who is romantically attached to Eleanor the two now live together at the university of Bolton, doing something involving computer games. The mayhem caused at BRGS has simply been moved to another location.

Fond memories of Cooper include him dressing up as a banana on Leaver's Day, and being chased along the corridor by Tom who was brandishing a whip and yelling "Dance, fruit, dance!". Also, his attempting to slide down a hill even steeper than Glen Road and significantly hurting his posterior.